Saturday, December 24, 2011

The Little Drummer Boba

The Little Drummer Boba
Cloned on Kamino (pa-rum-pum-pum-pum),

Only son of Jango (pa-rum-pum-pum-pum),

A Jedi killed my pops (pa-rum-pum-pum-pum),

He sliced his head right off (pa-rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum).

I will avenge him (pa-rum-pum-pum-pum),

With laser guns.

Do what I must do (pa-rum-pum-pum-pum),

To get to Mace Windu (pa-rum-pum-pum-pum),

And bring about his doom (pa-rum-pum-pum-pum),

Plant a bomb in his room (pa-rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum),

Blow him to pieces (pa-rum-pum-pum-pum),

Jedi scum.

Disguised as a cadet (pa-rum-pum-pum-pum),

My name is Boba Fett (pa-rum-pum-pum-pum),

It seemed all hope was lost (pa-rum-pum-pum-pum),

But I was rescued by Bossk (pa-rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum, rum-pum-pum-pum),

I end up sarlacc food (pa-rum-pum-pum-pum),

That's no fun. :-(